Saturday Night Live Sucks

I don’t know why I watched this show this past Saturday (1-16-10) when Sigourney Weaver was host. Boredom. Nothing else on. Nostalgia. Maybe all three. But it was the most disappointing television I have seen in decades. In fact it has been decades since I watched it other than clips on the internet usually about Palin or the housing bubble scams. So it’s been awhile.

Sigourney Weaver host 1-16-10

Rock bottom. Stupid. Inappropriate. Bumbling. A complete waste of time. How can these people even think they are some kind of trend setters or hip, cool, with it, groovy? Those days have come and gone. I feel bad for anyone who is the butt of their jokes that has to watch it. What god awful pain it is to endure.

An example of how low they have gotten would be the skit with Kenan Thompson playing a 50 year old selling a video of himself and some 50ish European hooker past her prime doing sexual position like the “lawnmower”. The euro trash holds Kenan’s ankles in the air while he lifts himself up off the floor with his hands as he is lying down on his blubbery belly. She moves him back and forth around the room as the tub of lard humps at the floor pretending to be a lawnmower cutting the grass with his penis? I didn’t get it and it wasn’t funny just gross and awkward.

Sigourney Weaver running around with a stuffed animal shooting flames at “lazar” cats? This passes for comedy in NYC? Pathetic waste of time.

The news segment takes pokes at Palin telling us for the millionth time she is dumb and the scrip writer at Fox will have to abbreviate her teleprompter scrip. Do these fools really think they are intellectually superior to Palin or anyone for that matter? Freaking get real dues and dudets. These people are living in some alternative universe. They need to sit down and watch their show sometime. Hell the audience didn’t even laugh and they really wanted to.

Glen Beck and Sarah Palin offered to co-host the show. If Glen and Sarah are smart they will write the whole show. Guaranteed to be 100 times better than the moronic 4th grade skits that are on there now.